Update Your Bookmarks, please!
Gooooooooood afternoon, Twin Cities!
I'm happy to announce that I've got a new webpage for you. Please click on over to www.eatingtheminneapple.com and see what I've got in store for you! It's a whole new world and I'm even bribing you to come over. There's one of those obnoxious webby giveaways over there. Just do it! Plus, it's much prettier than this page. Now go!